-Before you, I thought all cocks were created equal. Oh no. You have the perfect cock. Now I will always compare other cocks to yours. Damn.
-Your cock was long and pointy. The first time I put it in my mouth may have been the first time a mouth was on it. I thought: this is long and pointy. Turns out, that was the only time I put it in my mouth.
-I am starting to forget your cock. Not that it wasn’t memorable-it was probably just right. It’s just been so long. That makes me feel a little nervous. I didn’t think I would ever forget a single speck of your body.
-You’ve got a crooked cock. You think I can’t come because we don’t match sexually. My pheromones tell me to fuck you, but your crooked cock tells me I could just watch TV.
-Your cock was smaller than I imagined it. I think I thought since you were older and more manly than some other boys, your body would also be more mature. It may be the smallest I’ve handled. Though I didn’t really handle it. I watched you jack off while I was touching myself. We were trying so hard to behave. Actually I think it may be perfectly sized, and it makes me want to fuck you even more.
-Your cock had a bit of a narrow tip. I don’t like some of your favorite angles, because I feel like it’s poking my cervix. I love fucking you, but I wish it was shaped slightly differently.
-Your cock was the largest I’ve had inside me. I accidentally told all my friends and they think it’s really cute because you are so tiny. I think they are impressed by you. It actually was a little too big. The next day I felt bruised. I’d still like to fuck you more, though.
-I miss your cock, and I’m not sure what it is about it I miss. I had the best sex most consistently with you, so it must be good sized. Or was it just the energy between us?
-I think I have successfully blocked your cock from my memory. It was the first one I saw, first one I touched, first one I sucked, first one to penetrate me. I think it was probably pretty average. I would vomit if I ever saw it again.